Found this in a stall in the girls restroom at my school. Hell yes.
I wish my school was this rad!
Whoa, yes.
Someone needs to sneak that over to the boy’s bathroomshit, sneak? fuck that I’ll walk in and post it in every stall in every bathroom on this damn campus
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this is crazzzy
this is it this is the gif i’ve been waiting my whole life to see i can die happy now
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Mr. Krabs is 70 years old.
His eyes are green
he’s 7 inches tall
he weighs 5
his first name is Mr.
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I don’t know about you but I always twerk when I find a snake…
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do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason
you’re just like
no
And then they give you a reason and its like
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What do I do when I’m sick? I google “cat beards” on google images and here were some of the best.
omfg
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I never get tired of this photo.
Ella Fitzgerald was not allowed to play at Mocambo because of her race. Then, one of Ella’s biggest fans made a telephone call that quite possibly changed the path of her career for good. Here, Ella tells the story of how Marilyn Monroe changed her life:
“I owe Marilyn Monroe a real debt… she personally called the owner of the Mocambo, and told him she wanted me booked immediately, and if he would do it, she would take a front table every night. She told him – and it was true, due to Marilyn’s superstar status – that the press would go wild. The owner said yes, and Marilyn was there, front table, every night. The press went overboard. After that, I never had to play a small jazz club again. She was an unusual woman – a little ahead of her times. And she didn’t know it.”
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LIFE HACK
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
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My absolute favourite cat ever. This is a manul, or pallas cat. Found in the Afghan mountains, they’re one of the oldest pure-blood cousins of our own goggies.
they look like fat balls of rage
Just gonna leave this here
That last picture looks so much like how I imagined the Cheshire cat. I didn’t know that expression was possible on a real cat. Whoa.
(Source: silent-web-of-wyrd, via olga-lemongrass)
